breaking my silence only for that which is most important.

who's drinking what at the obama-gates-crowley teaching moment?

gates: red stripe. of course. the hipsteriest of the "too cool" beers. even the bottle is uber hip, almost to the point of unlikeability. on the other hand, you can't argue with the quality.

obama: bud light. the ultimate bullet-proof choice. american, authentic, masculine yet low on calories, and totally boring.

crowley: blue moon. WHAT?? BLUE MOON? what kind of racist drinks blue moon? blue moon is for yuppies. its served with an ORANGE slice, for pete's sake! nobody in "The Departed" drank Blue Moon!

thanks, hufpost!