Saturday, June 22, 2013

Yeezus

I had already been excited for Yeezus when Kanye appeared on SNL, stared down the camera, and in front of a projection of 3 rabid, snarling dogs, said, “Just close your eyes, and enjoy the crash.”  A lyric like that over a positively Reznorian industrial stomp portended Kanye’s very own The Downward Spiral.  How could I not be excited?

Turns out I wasn’t quite excited enough.  Because West’s Yeezus is far more subtle, and reflective, than a simple journey through the art of self-destruction (I’m not judging TDS, which is essentially my favorite album of all time.)  

I wanted to write a little bit about Yeezus, but not too much, so I figured I’d listen to the album through (for about the fiftieth time already) and make a note at random enjoyable moments.
How much do I not give a fuck / Let me show you right now ‘fore you give it up
You give us what what we need / It may not be what we want
On Sight, 1:08
It was awesome to listen to the first track and already feel that my entire prior diatribe on JT and Kanye was fully validated within 10 seconds.  Kanye demands of himself that he push the direction of popular culture forward.  So, one minute into his album, by which point we’ve already been sonically assaulted by his jarring, aggressive, minimalist synth beats, he abruptly breaks to give us a glimpse of his old Kanye sound, then promptly tell us that a) that sound is dead, and b) he is going to force us to like what he’s doing now. 
You see a black man with white woman at the top floor / they gon’ come to kill King Kong
Number 1 question they asking / Fuck every question you asking
I’m aware I’m a wolf / Soon as the moon hit
I’m aware I’m a king / Back out the tomb, bitch
God / God / God / God / God / God / God / God / God / God / God
Black Skinhead, 0:36, 0:46, 1:53, 2:46
When Ye drops that incredible line about a black man being with a white woman, its understandable that everyone reacts by expecting a socio-politically conscious diatribe to follow, and when it doesn’t, to feel let down.  But that is stupid.  Kanye’s interest here isn’t racism – its how racism affects Kanye West.  He’s become this transcendent figure and entered every culturally elite circle – and yet he still feels the sting of not quite belonging.  His perception is that he is still being viewed as a menace – and so he decides to own it.  He’s a wolf.  He’s a king – but an undead one.  He’s a God – from the Old Testament.  And if you have questions – fuck them.  I actually like his version from SNL better – his telling us to “just close [our] eyes and enjoy the crash” is brilliant – shades of Dave Chappelle telling us to remember as we looked as Michael Jackson’s freakish, ghoulish face, that “he did this for you, somehow.”


Fuck you and your corporations / y’all n****s can’t control me
Meanwhile the DEA teamed up with the CCA
They trying to lock n****s up / they trying to make new slaves
See that's that private owned prison / get your piece today
They probably all in the Hamptons / braggin bout their maid
I’m not dying and I can’t lose / I can’t lose, no, I can’t lose / Cause I can’t leave it to you
New Slaves, 0:43, 1:38, 2:14, 3:02
First of all, this is probably the most sonically awesome song I’ve ever heard in my life (the first 15 seconds destroy my life).  How is it possible that the heaviest rap song I’ve ever heard doesn’t even use an 808??  Him saying “new slaves” as that goth choir kicks in carries the same incredible threat that his 11 repetitions of “God” at the end of Black Skinhead did.  

He follows that threat with a verse that almost seems designed to ensure that he could not possibly get any corporate sponsorship (and highlighted in his SNL performance in which he stared directly at the camera with his anger visibly growing over the course of the song).  This in direct contrast (and in my opinion delightfully so) to Jay-Z’s pending release of Magna Carta Holy Grail (the dumbest album title since FutureSex/LoveSounds) in collaboration with Samsung, or JT’s collaboration with Budweiser (which, in the tradition of JT copying other people’s moves, replicates Jay-Z’s prior collaboration with Budweiser).  Ye makes it clear – he does not want your input.  You will not control his message (much like you will not control the threesome).  As he said at his release party, his plan to sell music is to make better music.   This track also earns criticism because some feel that it (like Black Skinhead) is dismissive on issues of racial inequality.  But again, I think that’s besides the point.  It’s just my opinion, but I think that what he’s again talking about is his inability to outgrow, or socially climb beyond, racism (he’s now subject to “rich n**** racism”) – and he’s sending out a warning to those who might tolerate him in their echelon without actually including him – that he does have something threatening inside of him – a part that is well aware of the military industrial complex; a part that could quite easily… become entangled with your Hamptons spouse.  A part that isn't going anywhere - he isn't dying, and he can't lose.


Then her auntie came over / skinny bitch with no shoulders
Tellin' you that I'm bogus / Bitch you don't even know us
Baby girl, he's a loner / Baby girl, he's a loner
Late night organ donor / After that he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless / Soulmates become soulless
When he's sober it's over / And bitch, I'm back out my coma
Hold My Liquor, 1:51
If I have to pick a favorite verse, its this one.  It encapsulates everything I love about Kanye.  His self-righteous indignation is fully on display (he thinks little to nothing of mocking a girl’s aunt), and he fumes at the idea that he would be disapproved of.  He then provides the aunt’s argument, but rather than being dismissive, he proceeds to eviscerate himself with her words.  When he describes himself as “a loner” twice, you once again get a sense for how depraved he is, how much of his bravado is a front – but what’s most impressive is that he willingness to put that on display.
Now I know you naughty / so let's get on with it
Remember we were so young / when I would hold you
Main reason cause your pastor said you can't abort that
Now your driver say that new Benz you can't afford that
All that cocaine on the table you can't snort that
That going to that owing money that the court got
Till death you do your part / unholy matrimony
And live and learn / and live and learn
Blood on the Leaves, 0:56, 1:35, 3:43, 5:08
This is my favorite song.  Again, I think the backlash about it is completely absurd.  Yes, of course it is ridiculous to equate lynching with having to pay alimony for a child you had out of wedlock.  But that’s what makes this song so amazing – not just the emotional impact that this story has on Kanye, but that he recognizes it, chooses to talk about it, and chooses this particular sample for its emotional weight, knowing full well that everyone will respond by wondering how self-absorbed he can possibly be.  Those are all conscious decisions by him.  

But onto the song itself.  The emotional shifts in this song are fantastic.  In the first minute he pretends to tell the story dismissively – as if the only reason that the story is worth telling is because he is being extorted (“so let’s get on with it.”) But as the horns kick in at 1:07, it becomes quite clear that, like so many times before, his relationships are much more emotionally tangled than he would want them to be – otherwise, why would he be telling us about how she was “screamin that she loved [him]” and how he “would hold [her]” – note in the latter phrase the AutoTune cuts out and you hear his voice unfiltered for just a few seconds – just enough to know that the emotion is real.  He then does his rap in which he attempts to reset things – focusing almost to a silly extent on the perks that alimony payments are depriving him of – but the end of the rap abruptly changes, as he comments on his “unholy matrimony.”  If this relationship gone bad was so meaningless, then why does he sound so trapped?  I don’t think its because of the money.  You further get that sense in the outro, as he sings to himself, over and over again, to “breathe,” and to “live and learn.”   His tone is so mournful, so desperate, that you start to share his fear – that this is a cycle that he’s doomed to repeat, and from which he won’t escape. 
Reliving the past? / Your loss
Memories don't live like people do /they always 'member you
Whether things are good or bad /it's just the memories that you have
Send It Up, 0:05, 0:56, 2:34
Yeezus Christ, Kanye.  Even the one club banger he tries to gift us – “the hottest shit in the club / since In the Club” and its bookended with stark reminders that none of his hedonism can erase, or overcome, his loneliness.
I know you’re tired of loving, of loving / with nobody to love, nobody, nobody
Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon' remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses / I'm tired, you tired
Just grab somebody, no leaving this party / with nobody to love, nobody, nobody
Bound 2, 1:22, 2:40, 3:03
I think most people correctly peg his last track as a hopeful one.  He revives his prior use of R&B samples, but the track remains relatively sparse and intermittently has a thundering baseline.  His tone is both weary and honest – rather than ignore the person described over the last 9 tracks, he confesses honestly that he has emerged from it tired, and with nobody to love.  He maintains hope, although a realistic amount, and issues a plea for acceptance (rather than forgiveness).  It’s the kind of closing thought that we can appreciate from a 36-year old new father (despite his wondering whether he can “ask his bitch for other bitches.”)  And then he ends the entire album with a Martin reference - the kind of thing that makes you wonder if this entire album was a true cathartic experience for him, and he's preparing to return to his roots.  That's the great thing about him, though.  His next move could be even more radical, or he could pull another Cruel Summer and give us an album full of stadium smashes.  I can't predict him.  But he certainly has my attention.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Authenticity


OK, loyal opposition and/or voices in my head, I get it, and I’m not immune to it. By “it,” I mean Justin Timberlake’s incessant, wearying likability. If his SNL work weren’t enough (most people would push his Samberg co-creations ‘Dick in a Box’ and ‘Motherlover’ here, but I personally prefer his “-ville” series: Omeletville, Homelessville, Plasticville, Liquorville, and most recent Veganville, or the Single Ladies sketch), there’s his History of Rap collaboration with Jimmy Fallon.  He is an obscenely effortless and talented live performer, and would be super cool to hang out with.  Not an easy thing for me to say, as those of you who've read me voice my displeasure with him may recall.

So why do I continue to be annoyed by the ongoing swoonfest surrounding his re-emergence onto the music scene? Is it partially explained by jealousy? Probably. But at least some of it has to do with things like this article, which suggests that the reason for JT’s ‘Midas Touch’ is his authenticity – essentially, the idea that attaching the JT ‘brand’ to anything gives it integrity. (He then tells this ridiculous story about how JT flies his dad to Augusta to play golf, and seems to think that this underscores his authenticity. I suppose that would seem super authentic to a guy whose main job is hosting Access Hollywood.)

I hate this. As I said above, JT is crazy talented, and seems funny and genuinely like a nice guy. But I do not consider him – or more specifically, his return to music - authentic. Whether or not you agree with me somewhat depends on how you define that idea. I prefer the 5th definition in Merriam-Webster online: “true to one’s own personality, spirit, or character” or even the 3rd: “not false or imitation.” I don’t feel that JT’s behavior reflects this quality, despite the fact that it’s clear that he wants us to think so. After all, that’s why he released that video in which he said, “I don’t think I can physically torture myself that much and expect it to fulfill me the way that it does. You just don’t get that every day. You have to wait for it.” By “it”, he means being inspired. He’s clearly trying to convince us that the reason for his prolonged hiatus is that he only makes music when he is truly inspired from his core. That raises 2 questions, to me.

First: should we be celebrating this mentality? I guess it depends. There are plenty examples of great artists who go through droughts in their productivity, but usually when we hear about them, we hear about prolonged struggles against writer’s block despite continuous attempts at making the next great thing. When artists suffer a gap in production, they usually aren’t producing anything, despite what usually seems to be herculean attempts to do so. During Justin Timberlake’s 7 year musical hiatus, he:
  • co-wrote or appeared on Timbaland’s “Give it To Me,” 2 songs from Duran Duran’s 2007 album, 50 cent’s “Ayo Technology,” Madonna “4 Minutes,” T.I.’s “Dead and Gone,” Ciara’s “Love Sex Magic,” Leona Lewis’s “Don’t Let Me Down,” and Timbaland’s “Carry Out,” the last of which was in 2009. 
  • Appeared in “Southland Tales,” “Shrek the Third,” “The Love Guru,” “The Open Road,” “The Social Network,” “Yogi Bear,” “Bad Teacher,” “Friends with Benefits,” “In Time,” and “Trouble with the Curve.” 
  • Co-owns 2 restaurants, has his own brand of tequila, starts a clothing line, hosts SNL 5 times (as mentioned above), buys a golf course in his hometown, executive produces a truly awful MTV reality series, invests in MySpace and says “I don’t have anything on my plate other than thinktanking a lot of different ideas for MySpace,” backs a startup called Particle that is ultimately bought by Apple, and I’m sure, plenty of other stuff. 
This is all fine and good, and is yet more evidence that everything he touches turns Platinum, or whatever. But can we honestly read this litany of nonsense he has generated over the past 7 years and simultaneously believe that the reason he didn’t produce any music was because he was sitting in his room, agonizing with writer’s block, waiting for inspiration to hit him?

It seems a little difficult for me to digest, especially with JT’s release of “Suit and Tie” in January 2013. After years of internal struggle, he is struck with lyrics that he absolutely needs to tell the world: “Stop, let me get a good look at it/So thick, now I know why they call it a fatty.” S&T peaks at #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 and is the first single from his upcoming album, The 20/20 Experience. The album can be streamed on ITunes and features 10 tracks, running a total of 70 minutes. Naturally, when an album is 7 years in the making, one would expect that he went back and forth over very detail relating to the album. A key question would be why he, a bona fide pop star, would choose to release an album where the songs averaged 7 minutes in duration. His response: “If Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin can do 10-minute songs and Queen can do 10-minute songs then why can't we?” His description of the album is that it “"goes in a lot of different directions. I think there’s probably a little bit of what was reminiscent on the first album and then a little bit of what’s reminiscent of the second album, and then some new stuff."

I’m sorry, but that is some dismissive shit. And I don’t buy for one second that while he was buying golf courses, making Tequila, and filming Friends with Benefits that behind it all he was dying to get back to making music. And his album seems to reflect that fact. It’s an album that he could easily make in his sleep. He’s a good singer, and a good melodist, and has always been an awful lyricist, and seems to pair well with Timbaland – so he just does all of that again. I don’t need to review the album because Steven Hyden from Grantland does such a pristine job at it – his line ‘He now seems like an actor dabbling in music rather than a musician dabbling in acting’ pretty much tells the whole story. The crux – this guy did not particularly care about making a great record.

And that is weird. I mean, JT is nothing if not driven (see – his crazy list of accomplishments above). And at some point he was driven musically as well – I mean, his first album is defensively titled Justified. So if he wasn’t motivated by making a great record, what was motivating him?

I think that Matthew Perpetua of Buzzfeed is spot-on here – he is trying to perpetuate the Justin Timberlake Brand. He’s not trying to make a great album – he is telling us that he is already a great artist, and therefore everything he makes is great. JT knows that selling records doesn’t make money; iconography does. So why not just skip the ‘great albums’ part and skip straight to the ‘living legend’ end? As Perpetua says so astutely: “Timberlake knows that his recordings are loss leaders, and his big money comes from endorsement deals, tours, and movie roles that trade on his image as the coolest, classiest guy around.”

This is EXACTLY why I think JT has consciously made an album of long songs that probably wont be chart toppers. He knows that album sales don’t make money anyways – and he’ll make plenty of money touring. This move allows him to carefully side-step the fact that a) his current reputation seems to exceed his musical content, and b) young people right now don’t care about Futuresex/Lovesounds – he’s been gone too long. He stands to lose credibility if he tries to make an album of chart-toppers and fails, but serves his brand well if he releases an album that’s designed to enhance his reputation more than his wallet. That’s why he didn’t pursue the current hottest artists to appear on his album (no Frank Ocean, no A$AP Rocky, no Kendrick Lamar) – he went Hip-Hop’s Godfather, Jay-Z.

And we have all fallen for this move. This is Spotify’s description of him: “Justin Timberlake may be the quintessential pop star of the new millennium, a star who jumped from platform to platform on his way to establishing himself as something bigger than a star: he was a self-sustained empire.” Jimmy Fallon isn’t hurting this either. In doing this, JT is following the model of Gwyneth Paltrow, who, after her career arc started to decline from the peak of Shakespeare in Love, started a “lifestyle newsletter,” GOOP, and now seems to be famous for existing.

I don’t subscribe to this model, and that’s why I love Kanye West.

Kanye West's Journey of Self-Improvement

As of late 2006, Kanye and JT had both released 2 albums – Kanye released College Dropout in 2004 and Late Registration in 2006. Kanye starts working on Graduation as soon as he releases Late Registration. He spends a great deal of time studying Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash to improve his storytelling ability. He consciously departs from his prior ‘chamber pop’ orchestration in favor of a more electronic soundscape, inspired by dubstep and electronic music popular in western Europe. Lyrically this album marks a stark deviation – for the first time Kanye becomes much more introspective – no doubt inspired by his studying of folk music as noted above. We see the first manifestations of Kanye’s struggle – between his desire for wealth and fame and his inner loneliness – on “Flashing Lights” and “Can’t Tell Me Nothing.” His track “Big Brother” is yet another example of Kanye using his music as therapy – he openly discusses both his admiration and anger towards Jay-Z, whom he accuses of stealing his idea for having Chris Martin perform on a track.

Graduation wins 4 Grammy awards and, depending on who you ask, is to this point his best and most ambitious album. He fails to win an award at 2007’s MTV VMAs and expresses his feelings about it afterwards. His mother dies in late 2007 after undergoing an elective abdominoplasty and breast reduction by a doctor who ignored her peri-operative risk stratification. In early 2008 his 18-month engagement with designer Alexis Phifer abruptly ends; he channels his pain into his 4th studio album, 808s & Heartbreaks, in which he radically alters his approach, heavily including AutoTune-based singing – it is widely believed that the reason for this is that Kanye felt that his emotions could not fully be expressed through rapping. His sense of isolation seems far more profound in the setting of the loss of his mother and relationship; he notes: “This album was therapeutic – its lonely at the top.”  Not long after this album came out, the legendary South Park episode "Fishsticks" came out, parodying Kanye's "Heartless" from 8&H.  Kanye's response to the episode is telling - here it is in its entirety:
SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. 
It’s during this time that Kanye’s behavior becomes somewhat more erratic, no doubt also helped by his tumultuous relationship with Amber Rose from 2008-10. This is crystallized by his outburst at the 2009 VMAs after which he is widely criticized by the media. He undergoes a self-imposed exile in Hawaii and begins flying artists out to participate in sessions for My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. West is noted to generally work through the night and sleep in the studio. In the process, he releases free music every Friday for 3 months; nearly 15 tracks are released online, and they are incredible.  They include a remix of "POWER" that might actually be better than the original, the premier of "Monster," and "Take One For the Team," where he wonders, "Why every bitch gotta smell like Love Spell/Or that goddamn cucumber Bath and Body Works?"  The ultimate product, MBDTF, synthesizes many of the elements of his prior 4 studio albums. Thematically the album serves as West’s ultimate coming to grips with his bipolar nature – his obsession with excess and its resultant paralyzing loneliness. Alex Denney of NME describes West as “the pop star for our morally implicated times; performer who lives the American dream to its fullest with a creeping sense of the spiritual void at its heart. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy captures that essence in full. It's an utterly dazzling portrait of a 21st-century schizoid man that is by turns sickeningly egocentric, contrite, wise, stupid and self-mocking.” It is widely regarded as the best hip-hop album in years, but in a colossal omission is not even nominated by the RAA for Album of the Year.  By the way, Kanye wasn't totally cool with Trey Stone and Matt Parker, as evidenced by "Gorgeous"'s line: "We make 'em say 'ho' cause the game is so pimpish / Choke a 'South Park' writer with a fish stick."

One of the amazing tracks released for free on GOOD Fridays is a remix of Power featuring Jay-Z; this is thought to be the jumping off point for the recording of the Kanye/Jay-Z collaboration Watch The Throne, released a year later in 2011. The album is a meditation on wealth and grandiosity in all the ways that Justin Timberlake isn’t; as every line filled with swagger is matched by commentary on the relationship of black American men to wealth and power (see: Murder to Excellence) and Kanye’s continued obsession with the hollowness of celebrity (see: New Day). Claire Suddath of Time summarizes that Jay and Kanye’s “celebration of the finer things in life” as trumped by “what it means to be successful and black in a nation that still thinks of them as second class.” The album also serves as the coming out party for Frank Ocean, and has the added benefit of causing Gwyneth Paltrow to tweet the N-word, thus awesomely justifying everyone's hatred of her. The album is well received but often derided for its celebration of wealth and grandeur, a criticism that I suspect JT will somehow avoid, despite being openly sponsored by Tom Ford.

West follows THAT album with a collaborative album off his GOOD Music label titled Cruel Summer. While the album receives lukewarm reviews, it has at least 4 unequivocally awesome songs: “To the World,” “Clique,” “Mercy,” and “Cold” (formerly "Theraflu", who declined affiliation - lame).

Unlike JT, Kanye’s extra-music interest are minimal. He has opened a few Fatburger restaurants in Chicago and a quite poorly reviewed women’s fashion label, DW Kanye West. But his main focus has unequivocally been music, as evidenced by the fact that during JT's hiatus, he releases 5 (5!!!) critically acclaimed albums and is currently at work on his next one. He takes anything related to music as a personal affront, even if it doesn’t involve him (see – his outburst over Taylor Swift winning a VMA that Beyonce should have). He’s so jealous about Jay-Z appearing on a song with Timberlake that he feels the need to start a small feud about it. He is ranked number 7 on MTV’s annual “Hottest MCs in the Game” list (whatever that is) and immediately calls into Hot 97, trying to be cool about it, immediately becoming derailed and yelling, “They don’t like Givenchy Kanye. They don’t like Kanye in a kilt. They don’t like Kanye in a relationship.” About an MTV list that takes into account Facebook votes. That’s how much he cares about everything relating to music.

Our response is to vilify him for this, but that’s not my response. Give me someone who cares so much about every element of what he does that he seems like a borderline insane person, but at the same time who is continually telling himself to DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT, over the guy who is effortlessly doing an OK job at 6 different things while seeming more concerned with our perception of him than with the quality of what he produces.  You can have the Jack (or Justin - Ha!) of all trades; I'll take the Master of one.  But that’s a judgment call, and we can agree to disagree about that.

What I can’t agree to disagree about is JT equating his musical stature with someone like Kanye’s. Give it up, JT. Stop coming back after 7 years and pretending you're Frank Sinatra and releasing videos about the agony and ecstasy of your musical struggle. Just tell the truth, which is, “I’m awesome at a lot of stuff, and I do whatever is most convenient at the time so that I can remain as famous as possible.” You won’t ever be Kanye, and you won’t ever be Daniel Day-Lewis, and you'll certainly never be Michael Jackson.  And that disappoints me, but at least then, I would buy that you are authentic.  And either feud with Kanye, or don't.  Don't say a throwaway line in front of a huge audience on SNL so that you can look like a badass, then backtrack days later on Jimmy Fallon because you know that Kanye could eviscerate you if he wanted.

Meanwhile, I have to wonder what it is about all of us that makes us want so badly for Justin Timberlake to be our musical savior.  At first I thought it was because JT is a white male star, and we really miss the days of Elvis.  But we seem totally comfortable with Beyonce being his female counterpart (another 'legend in her own time' whom everyone seems to forget has only released 2 genuinely good albums).  So I'm still not sure, but I think that when we look at cultural icons, we still want to enshrine people that we would love to have over our house for dinner.  JT, with his charisma and sense of humor and perfect voice, fits that bill.  Kanye, with his neuroses and pride over having sex with porn stars and wearing Givenchy kilts and straitjackets, doesn't.

Questions?

So what if JT doesn’t want to be a cultural icon? It didn’t go so well for Michael Jackson. You just seem jealous. 

It’s a good point, and one that I’ve wondered about, especially because I recently wondered, like many people, about the seemingly irrational hatred of Anne Hathaway. This has been quite well documented, especially by Ann Friedman at NY Magazine. Hathaway seems to annoy people because she chooses her acting roles carefully and seemed to pick her recent role in Les Miz specifically because it would offer her a chance to win an Academy Award. She seems altogether too calculated – and therefore unrelatable – while Jennifer Lawrence seems totally spontaneous – and therefore completely relatable. We feel this way despite the fact that in reality, J-Law’s ‘spontaneity’ is also almost certainly calculated.  Ultimately, this seems to reveal the fact that what society seems to hate is not necessarily ambition, but naked ambition. We seem to hate when celebrities succeed and it is obvious that they were trying to do so. And my only explanation for this is that we prefer to think that celebrity is something that one cannot work to achieve – you just have to stumble into it. When we see J-Law tripping on the red carpet, we think, “Wow, this goofy girl gets an Oscar! That’s great (and so random and implausible that I couldn’t possibly envy it).” When Anne Hathaway wins and the narrative is that she chose a series of roles carefully to get to this point, we think, “She’s unlikeable (because her success is not random).”

Anne Hathaway, and Kanye, are unapologetically, directly ambitious – people find this grating and unlikeable. Jennifer Lawrence is apologetically ambitious – we find this charming and relatable. Justin Timberlake is kind of unapologetically unambitious (at least in terms of his craft) – we love this the most; he’s so talented that we couldn’t possibly be like him, and his lack of ambition further separates him from us, which we love. We assume that he is unambitious because his talent makes ambition unnecessary.

I guess those aren’t unreasonable ways to read these people. But I don’t feel that way. I love Hathaway and Kanye’s ambitiousness, and I find the fact that they don’t feel the need to hide it both refreshing and authentic. I think that Jennifer Lawrence’s sheepishness about her ambition to be fine, because I think its appropriate to find all of that weird at 22. But if she keeps it up for a few years, its going to get tired. And JT – I just wish he would pick one area – music or film – I wish it were music – commit, and try to reach his ceiling.  But that's just me.

Why are you even comparing Kanye and JT? They have nothing to do with each other. 

While that’s not an unreasonable question, I beg to differ. IMHO, JT and Kanye are the only (male) artists currently still in their prime who have the talent and potential longevity to ascend to the transcendent stature that Michael Jackson and Madonna occupied in the 80s. (While I wouldn’t count out Lady Gaga’s ambitions, I think Beyonce has the lead here in the female version of this race, though by all measurable accounts, it should belong to Britney, whom the RIAA and I would tell you has obliterated all competition.) That’s probably a big part of the reason that Jay-Z, whose only currency appears to be commercial stature, is drawn to them both, making an album with Kanye and touring with JT this summer. And this might be biased, but I think we can look at Jay-Z as the sounding board for how we define both Kanye or JT. Look no further than Hova’s incredibly lazy thoughts on S&T: “This is truffle season/Tom Ford tuxedos for no reason” versus his astute observations on Murder to Excellence: “Now please, domino, domino/Only spot a few blacks the higher I go/I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go.” And its easy to see why that’s the case; on one end we have Kanye saying “In the past if you picture events like a black tie/What’s the last thing you expect to see – black guys/What’s the life expectancy for black guys/The system’s working effectively – that’s why” while JT is crooning “Going hot so hot, just like an oven/And ‘ow’ burn myself, but just had to touch it.” I want the person whom we install as the representative for pop culture during our time to have been someone who gave enough of a shit to question his adulation as he pushed himself achieve new heights. What annoys me is that this could easily be an epic competition between 2 incredible, but very different artists, with MJ’s throne at stake. And I guess it still is, but it kind of seems lame when one of them isn’t playing, or worse, phoning it in.